Amazing is this TV! Baby, the same one which we leave on mute as we fornicate in its dancing lights. Contrast plus, digital tuning, it even has selectable colour temperature and a filter for noise (that doesn’t affect your love-making in any way), and this gewgaw also boasts of an auto volume leveller and hidden somewhere in it is a smart surfer (of course, with a child lock). I think we should explore it some time, after we’re done exploring each other. __ Salil Chaturvedi salilwheels@gmail.com